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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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its-the-great-pumpkin-sammy:
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magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

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believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca
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tyrabankruptcy:

I love the new season of AHS
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iblamedanandphil:

the best vine of all time


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staff:

Have a good weekend, Tumblr.
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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
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i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people
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cas-the-sass:


Fan: I’m from Texas too actually.Jared: Where?Fan: I’m from Corpus.Jared: Yeah girl, I was just in Corpus.Fan: I know!Jared: Whatcha doing here, guuurl? 

Jesus Jared
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